Budapest: Do, See, Eat, Drink, Party.

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Budapest, sliced by the Danube River, is easily one of the most beautiful cities in Europe. Buildings from another era surround the tree lined streets, and on every corner is another excellent bar to sit in the sunshine, have a drink, and watch the world go by.

The buildings are adorned by bullet holes and peeling paint. This is not a city that has had a recent makeover, but one that has survived through Europe’s darkest history with scars to prove it. Budapest and her people are a testament to living with battle wounds and a greater appreciation for life because of it.

Today, a vibrant underground nightlife blends in perfect harmony with relaxed, stop-to-smell-the-roses kind of daytime. It is a city that needs a head in the clouds approach and a will to get lost.

Where to stay

Pest. For those of you who don’t know, Budapest is actually two cities: Buda – the castle district, the hillier side, and indeed where the wealthy live, and Pest – the home of the Hungarians who reside in this beautiful city.

How to get around

A bicycle is the best way to see the city. Unlike many cities, there is a healthy level of respect between cyclist and motorist. Cycle lanes run along the main streets, and all the main sites of Pest are easily reachable. If you feel less energetic, the trams are easy to work out, as are the trains.

WHATEVER YOU DO, do not jump in a taxi on the street. They will charge you ridiculous prices, take you long routes, and possibly scam you hundreds of Euros (NB – the currency of Hungary is the forint. For the purpose of comparison with Europe, I’m going with Euros). Wherever you are – bar, restaurant, ice cream stand – ask them to call you a taxi. Your wallet will thank you.

Where to drink

Instant Bar is a maze of knocked through walls, twisting staircases, and bathrooms in unexpected places. Arguably the best of the ruin bars of Budapest, Instant is a series of old apartments smushed together (yes, that’s a real word) with a few bars chucked in. Oh, and just a few awesome artists who wandered in and left their mark in the random graffiti and trippy sculptures. Seriously, this place is a maze, and you’ll spend half the night exploring it. I can’t tell you enough how awesome this place is – they have a giant owl flying over the indoor courtyard! I want to bring everyone I’ve ever known and actually like to this bar. Fridays and Saturdays – don’t expect to find a table.

Where to recover

The Szechenyi baths are some of the most beautiful (and well known) baths in Budapest. There’s no gender segregation (unlike other baths), so no need to check what days you’re allowed in – just rock up. THIS IS NOT a nudie bath, although there’s plenty of those around if you need your fill of naked people.

Think of the Szechenyi baths as a super luxurious swimming pool, only without small children. Head downstairs if you want a shock to the system – a sauna so hot they provide ice to hold onto, followed by a pool chilled to 15 degrees. It’ll wake you up better than a triple espresso, but I would recommend refraining if you have a weak heart or a baby in your belly. So would a doctor, probably.

How to do things differently

Check out the Hospital in the Rock, the underground military hospital in the Castle district of Buda. It’ll take some hunting to get there, but the reward is an experience like nothing you’ve seen before. During the WWII years, the government made use of an old series of tunnels by turning them into an underground (and therefore, secret) hospital. During the cold war years, they turned it into a nuclear bunker. The tunnels have only reopened to the public in the last couple years – surgical equipment, gas masks, and various supplies still litter the hallways. Dozens of life size wax statues bring the hospital to life. Sound cheesy? Yeah, I thought so too – until you actually go in. They go a long way to bringing the whole, horrific place to life.

BONUS – you have to wear Harry Potter-style cloaks on the tour, because it’s so damn chilly under the rocks.

Where to be cultural

The Opera House is definitely worth a look, not least because of its undeniable beauty. If the timing’s right, go ahead and see an opera – it is some of the best in the world, and a good deal cheaper than more Western opera houses. If there’s nothing on that’s appealing, do a tour of the Opera house (and pay the slight extra to hear an aria at the end). The must-do-the-cultural-thing-instead-of-just-drinking part of your psyche will be happy, plus it has an interesting history. The much-loved, unbelievably vain, and ever-so-tragic Sisi of Austria had a private box at the front of theatre purely so the audience could watch her, instead of the opera.

What not to do

Ladies, you don’t have to worry about this one. Gentlemen, whatever you do, DON’T go to a stripclub. Just don’t. In fact, don’t follow the pretty lady to a cool bar down the street, either. It’s a common occurance that men get dragged into stripclubs on false pretences, somehow have to buy the strippers drinks, and get beaten up/taken at knifepoint to an ATM when they refuse to pay the several hundred Euro tab. If you want strippers, go to Amsterdam instead.

What to eat

Lamb. The lamb is amazing. Just eat lamb all day, every day, and you’ll be happy. (NB – this only works if you like lamb.) Also Goulash.

What to drink

Red wine.

What to bring home

Paprika.

What to remember

Your camera. Good walking shoes (the pavements are hard work).

The (totally unlikely) option that I may be completely wrong about all of this. So go to Budapest yourself. Form your own opinions. And then get back to me.

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